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1. Nature of Service
Nullfolio.com ("we," "us," "our") provides a service that is conceptual, satirical, and philosophical in nature. It is a commentary on the modern subscription economy and a piece of digital art.
You acknowledge and agree that you are purchasing a novelty item, an abstract concept, or a conversational piece. You are not purchasing a functional utility, a professional service, or a tool with measurable efficacy.
2. No Guaranteed Outcomes
We make no claims, promises, or guarantees regarding the outcomes of your subscription. We do not guarantee that you will experience:
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Increased peace of mind
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Reduced stress or anxiety
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Enhanced personal productivity
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Spiritual enlightenment
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A sense of fulfillment
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Any other specific result, tangible or intangible
The value of the service is derived from the concept itself, not from any transformative effect it may or may not have on your life.
3. Not Professional Advice
The Service provided by Nullfolio.com is not a substitute for professional advice of any kind.
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It is not medical advice, psychological therapy, or mental health counseling. If you are experiencing stress, anxiety, burnout, or any other mental health concerns, please consult a qualified healthcare professional.
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It is not financial advice. We are not financial planners, and our service should not be construed as a financial strategy.
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It is not productivity consulting. We do not provide actionable strategies for time management or workflow optimization.
4. Satire and Novelty
Our marketing, branding, and service descriptions are intended to be humorous and ironic. The premise of "paying for nothing" is a satirical concept. By subscribing, you are participating in this satire. Do not mistake our ironic corporate persona for a genuine promise of functional utility.
5. Limitation of Liability
To the fullest extent permitted by law, Nullfolio Ltd. shall not be held liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages, or any loss of profits or revenues, whether incurred directly or indirectly, or any loss of data, use, goodwill, or other intangible losses, resulting from:
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(a) your access to, use of, or inability to access or use the Service;
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(b) any disappointment, dissatisfaction, or unmet expectations regarding the Service's lack of action or output;
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(c) any decisions you make or actions you take based on the conceptual nature of the Service.
6. Acceptance
By using the Nullfolio website or subscribing to our Service, you signify your understanding and acceptance of this Disclaimer. You acknowledge that you are purchasing a concept, not a result.
If you do not agree with any part of this disclaimer, your sole recourse is to do nothing, which, in a final twist of irony, is the one action we would wholeheartedly endorse.