Description
How It Works
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Purchase The Decision Null.
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You will receive an email with a dedicated link to submit your one (1) minor, inconsequential decision.
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Within 24-48 hours, you will receive our Official Decree. A beautifully formatted PDF delivered to your inbox, bearing the full authority of Nullfolio.
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The decree will state, in formal language: “After thorough non-consideration, the Nullfolio Panel of Inaction rules that the matter of ‘[Your Decision]’ is of no consequence. You are hereby authorized to proceed with indifference.”
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Be free. The weight of the decision is lifted. Choose at random, or don’t choose at all. The outcome is now officially irrelevant.
What You’re Really Paying For:
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The End of Overthinking: We draw a formal line under your mental chatter.
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External Validation for Inaction: Sometimes you need an “expert” to tell you that your choice of lunch is not a moral quandary.
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A Tangible Absolution: A formal document you can save, print, or use to prove to a friend that you were right to not care.
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Single-Serve Philosophy: A one-time dose of existential clarity for less than the price of a fancy coffee.
Perfect For When You Can’t Decide:
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“Should I start this movie at 8:00 PM or 8:05 PM?”
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“Do I want the beige notebook or the off-white notebook?”
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“Should I go for a walk now, or in ten minutes?”
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“Is today a ‘two-scoop’ or ‘three-scoop’ ice cream kind of day?”
What a Liberated Customer Might Say:
“I was agonizing over which brand of plain oatmeal to buy for 15 minutes. I submitted it to the Decision Null. Their decree that it ‘was of no consequence’ was so freeing. I bought the one with the slightly prettier logo and have never been happier.”
– Jamie L., Recovered Agonizer
Grant Yourself Official Permission to Stop Caring.
Stop letting trivial choices rent space in your head. Invest in your mental real estate by officially rendering the problem meaningless.
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