Description
How It Works
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Purchase the Digital Null Certificate.
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You will receive an email with a simple form to enter the name you wish to have certified.
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Within minutes, you will receive your personalized certificate as a high-resolution PDF, ready for printing or sharing.
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The certificate will state: “This is to certify that [Your Name] has officially done nothing of measurable importance on [Date of Purchase]. Their commitment to inactivity has been noted and celebrated.”
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Display your credential proudly in your home office, share it on social media, or include it in your professional portfolio as a statement piece.
What You’re Really Paying For:
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Instant Credentialing: Become officially certified in the discipline of inaction.
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Social Media Gold: The perfect post for when you’re having an unproductive day and want to own it.
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A Philosophical Statement: A tangible reminder that your worth isn’t tied to your productivity.
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Office Satire: Hang it next to your real diplomas and awards for a dose of daily perspective.
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100% Customizable: Put your name, a friend’s name, or your pet’s name on it. We don’t judge.
Perfect For:
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The Unproductive Day: Post it on a Friday when you’ve accomplished exactly nothing all week.
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The Anti-Achiever: A birthday gift for the friend who proudly embraces their laziness.
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The Office Jester: Hang it in your cubicle to confuse your manager and amuse your coworkers.
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The Burnout Recovery: A symbolic step in decoupling your self-worth from your output.
What a Certified Non-Achiever Might Remark:
“I have an MBA and three other professional certifications, but my Nullfolio Certificate is the one that gets all the comments. It’s hanging right above my desk and reminds me daily that it’s okay to just be. Best $3.99 I’ve ever spent on my mental health.”
– Dr. Evan R., Certified Overachiever & Under-relaxer
Get the Recognition You Deserve For Doing Nothing.
Join the ranks of certified non-achievers. Validate your rest, your relaxation, and your right to simply exist without producing anything.
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