What Our Clients Are Not Saying
Here, we break our vow of silence to share a curated selection of feedback. These testimonials represent the profound impact of our inaction. We have done nothing to verify their authenticity.
Since subscribing, I have experienced a profound lack of new information from Nullfolio. My inbox is exactly as cluttered as it was before, but now I have the quiet satisfaction of knowing one company is not adding to it. It's everything I was promised.
I used to waste precious seconds every month deleting newsletters. Now, I waste nothing. Thank you for nothing, Nullfolio.
The Decision Void PDF for 'what to have for dinner on Tuesday' literally changed my life. The official ruling of 'It Doesn't Matter' was so liberating. I ordered takeout with a confidence I haven't felt in years. Five stars for the lack of guidance.
I submitted 'Which existential dread to focus on today.' The response was swift, decisive, and utterly useless. Finally, a service that understands me.
When the first empty box arrived, my partner thought it was a shipping error. I tried to explain the conceptual art. We didn't speak for three hours. It was the most peaceful afternoon we've had in a decade. Worth every penny.
The card in my last box read, 'The void is not empty; it is filled with potential.' I stared at it for an hour. Then I recycled the box. It was a deeply meaningful non-experience.
Nullfolio is the only subscription I've ever felt good about canceling. The process of cancellation was, ironically, the most meaningful interaction I had with them.
I gifted a subscription to my boss. He's still trying to figure out if it's an insult. Our relationship has never been more tranquil.
In a world of constant noise, Nullfolio is a beautifully crafted, premium-priced mute button. I don't feel happier, but I feel... less.
Disclaimer: These testimonials may be fictional, exaggerated, or provided by paid actors who were instructed to do minimal research. The results you experience will likely be different, probably less notable, and almost certainly not worth mentioning at a party.