The “Decision Void”

$19.99 / Month For 12 Months

Liberate Your Mind From Meaningless Choices.

Your mental energy is a finite resource. Why waste it on dilemmas that have no true outcome? The color of the pen, the route to work, the brand of socks—these are the tyrants of the modern mind.

The Decision Void is a monthly service where we officially absolve you of one trivial decision, granting you the philosophical and bureaucratic permission to stop caring.

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How It Works

  1. Subscribe to The Decision Void.

  2. Each month, you will receive a dedicated email link to submit one (1) minor, inconsequential decision you’re facing.

  3. Our “Panel of Inaction” will perform zero analysis. We will not deliberate. We will not research.

  4. Within 48 hours, you will receive your “Official Decree of Irrelevance.” A beautifully formatted, framable PDF delivered to your inbox, bearing the full (yet meaningless) authority of Nullfolio.

  5. The decree will formally state: “After thorough non-consideration, the matter of ‘[Your Decision]’ is hereby declared null and void. The outcome is of no consequence. You are authorized to choose at random or abstain entirely.”

  6. Experience the relief as the mental burden is lifted by official decree.


What You’re Subscribing To:

  • Cognitive Unloading: A sanctioned release for one decision per month.

  • External Validation for Not Caring: The official permission slip you didn’t know you needed.

  • A Tangible Record of Absolution: A PDF you can save, print, or show to a partner to prove the debate is officially over.

  • Philosophical Clarity: A monthly reminder that most choices are illusions of consequence.

  • Mental Decluttering: Free up the RAM in your brain for things that actually matter.


Perfect for Decisions Like:

  • “Should I meal prep on Sunday or Monday?”

  • “Is this project font Arial or Helvetica?”

  • “Do I want the beige or the eggshell notebook?”

  • “Should I watch one more episode or go to bed?”

  • “Is today a blue shirt or gray shirt day?”


What a Unburdened Subscriber Might Declare:

“I was paralyzed for two days trying to decide on a new brand of paper towels. I submitted it to the Decision Void. Their decree that it ‘was of no consequence’ was so profoundly liberating. I bought the one with the punniest name and have never looked back. This service has given me back hours of my life.”
– David R., Former Over-Thinker


Stop Deciding. Start Delegating to the Void.

Reclaim your mental energy. Subscribe today and grant yourself the official permission to stop sweating the small stuff.

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