Description
How It Works
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Subscribe to The Decision Void.
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Each month, you will receive a dedicated email link to submit one (1) minor, inconsequential decision you’re facing.
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Our “Panel of Inaction” will perform zero analysis. We will not deliberate. We will not research.
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Within 48 hours, you will receive your “Official Decree of Irrelevance.” A beautifully formatted, framable PDF delivered to your inbox, bearing the full (yet meaningless) authority of Nullfolio.
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The decree will formally state: “After thorough non-consideration, the matter of ‘[Your Decision]’ is hereby declared null and void. The outcome is of no consequence. You are authorized to choose at random or abstain entirely.”
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Experience the relief as the mental burden is lifted by official decree.
What You’re Subscribing To:
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Cognitive Unloading: A sanctioned release for one decision per month.
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External Validation for Not Caring: The official permission slip you didn’t know you needed.
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A Tangible Record of Absolution: A PDF you can save, print, or show to a partner to prove the debate is officially over.
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Philosophical Clarity: A monthly reminder that most choices are illusions of consequence.
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Mental Decluttering: Free up the RAM in your brain for things that actually matter.
Perfect for Decisions Like:
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“Should I meal prep on Sunday or Monday?”
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“Is this project font Arial or Helvetica?”
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“Do I want the beige or the eggshell notebook?”
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“Should I watch one more episode or go to bed?”
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“Is today a blue shirt or gray shirt day?”
What a Unburdened Subscriber Might Declare:
“I was paralyzed for two days trying to decide on a new brand of paper towels. I submitted it to the Decision Void. Their decree that it ‘was of no consequence’ was so profoundly liberating. I bought the one with the punniest name and have never looked back. This service has given me back hours of my life.”
– David R., Former Over-Thinker
Stop Deciding. Start Delegating to the Void.
Reclaim your mental energy. Subscribe today and grant yourself the official permission to stop sweating the small stuff.
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