Description
How It Works
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Purchase The Legacy Void.
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You will be contacted by our “Department of Perpetual Omission” to confirm the details for your non-memorial.
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You will receive a heavyweight, hand-numbered certificate, printed on archival paper and suitable for framing. It bears the following official decree:
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The Decree Reads: “Let it be known that Nullfolio, in accordance with the holder of this certificate, hereby covenants to never, in perpetuity: name a star after you; dedicate a bench, tree, or public object in your honor; or create any physical or digital memorial on your behalf. Your legacy remains your own, untainted by our intervention.”
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Rest easy, forever, knowing you have successfully opted out of the memorial industrial complex.
What You’re Really Investing In:
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The Pinnacle of Minimalism: A final, definitive step in curating a life free from posthumous clutter.
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A Tangible Artifact of Nothingness: A stunning, framable certificate that serves as a philosophical centerpiece and a profound conversation starter.
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True Permanence: A legally non-binding, yet spiritually absolute, promise of eternal inaction on our part.
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The Ultimate Inside Joke: A wry, sophisticated statement that will be appreciated by those who truly understand you.
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Unparalleled Exclusivity: As our most premium offering, this is for the true connoisseur of nothing.
The Perfect Gift For:
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The Person Who Has Everything: Especially the things they wish they didn’t.
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A Profound Retirement Gift: Celebrating a career by promising no further professional accolades.
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A Deeply Ironic Wedding Present: Symbolizing a union unburdened by external validation.
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Yourself: The ultimate act of self-care is ensuring your name fades into the quiet obscurity you deserve.
What a Foresightful Client Might Reflect:
“I have children, grandchildren, and a modest legacy. But my Nullfolio ‘Legacy Void’ certificate is the only thing I have hanging in my study. It reminds me that the greatest pressure—to be remembered—is one I can consciously relinquish. It was worth every penny of inaction.”
– Charles D., Retired Executive and Aspiring Obscurantist
Secure Your Place in Peaceful Oblivion.
Why leave a footprint when you can leave a void? Invest in the final, definitive statement of a life well-lived: that it needs no monument.
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