Description

How It Works

1. Purchase The Legacy Void.

2. You will be contacted by our “Department of Perpetual Omission” to confirm the details for your non-memorial.

3. You will receive a heavyweight, hand-numbered certificate, printed on archival paper and suitable for framing. It bears the following official decree:

4. The Decree Reads: “Let it be known that Nullfolio, in accordance with the holder of this certificate, hereby covenants to never, in perpetuity: name a star after you; dedicate a bench, tree, or public object in your honor; or create any physical or digital memorial on your behalf. Your legacy remains your own, untainted by our intervention.”

5. Rest easy, forever, knowing you have successfully opted out of the memorial industrial complex.

What You’re Really Investing In:

• The Pinnacle of Minimalism: A final, definitive step in curating a life free from posthumous clutter.

• A Tangible Artifact of Nothingness: A stunning, framable certificate that serves as a philosophical centerpiece and a profound conversation starter.

• True Permanence: A legally non-binding, yet spiritually absolute, promise of eternal inaction on our part.

• The Ultimate Inside Joke: A wry, sophisticated statement that will be appreciated by those who truly understand you.

• Unparalleled Exclusivity: As our most premium offering, this is for the true connoisseur of nothing.

The Perfect Gift For:

• The Person Who Has Everything: Especially the things they wish they didn’t.

• A Profound Retirement Gift: Celebrating a career by promising no further professional accolades.

• A Deeply Ironic Wedding Present: Symbolizing a union unburdened by external validation.

• Yourself: The ultimate act of self-care is ensuring your name fades into the quiet obscurity you deserve.

What a Foresightful Client Might Reflect:

“I have children, grandchildren, and a modest legacy. But my Nullfolio ‘Legacy Void’ certificate is the only thing I have hanging in my study. It reminds me that the greatest pressure—to be remembered—is one I can consciously relinquish. It was worth every penny of inaction.”
– Charles D., Retired Executive and Aspiring Obscurantist

Secure Your Place in Peaceful Oblivion.

Why leave a footprint when you can leave a void? Invest in the final, definitive statement of a life well-lived: that it needs no monument.